Go to Sleep

At the end of most days when I'm curled up next to my Mr. ,I always ask him to tell me something wonderful. tonight I asked him what his favorite part of our relationship is . Being extremely witty and without missing a beat he turned around in his comfy cocoon of blankets and said ," every night when you go quiet, then wait 3 minutes or so it seems , until I just about fall completely asleep, then you ask me one of these stupid questions . that's my favorite part . it's fantastic ".Clearly he was being sarcastic... I am a giggler, so now the bed is shaking as I'm giggling uncontrollably on the inside . That's how I know I'm extremely tired. When I laugh so hard that no sound can escape. It probably looks as though my body is having seizure like convulsions.. Then He turns as says "No, my favorite part of the relationship is you " . "What? That's not a real answer "I say. My MR, clearly wanting this to end so he can go back into his blanket cocoon, gives me a coy little grin . "Well, if the relationship didn't have YOU and ME then there wouldn't be a relationship. So you ARE my favorite part " ..Well done my love well done . I have no idea why I wait until bed time to strike up these random attempts at meaningless conversation, but it's a bad habit that he will have to put up with for along time. Because according to recent statistics I will outlive him , the poor guy . One night after reading a bunch of would you rather questions .I cuddled up next to him . Then as I could hear his breathing getting shallower (clearly indicating he was almost asleep) I asked him this ; Curtis are you awake ?....(Big deep Groan ).... Yes ok .Would you rather have sex with a goat, and no body know you did .Or Not have sex with a goat and everyone think you did ?. Instead of rolling over and yelling WTF? He looked at me , smiled and replied " Melissa , that's a tough question now please GO TO SLEEP . What are some of the cute little things you readers do to unintentionally annoy the love in your life ?