Pizza men Beware

  I have referred to my children as mini "terrorists" in a previous post. Today they confirmed my previous suspicions .
I have been out of the house since 9 am attending children's birthday parties , finally by 430pm I made it home exhausted and beaten by the day. PIZZA  was my first thought as I entered the house . with the kids approval I ordered our family favorite and was happy with my choice to finger cook tonight . Until I realised my kids were planning to "ATTACK" the pizza man! That's right attack!!! My 5 and 3 year old had created a pile of mitts and toques at the front door with which they fully intended to throw at the pizza man as soon as I opened the door ! OMG what were they thinking ??of all people the pizza man !!!
 Good thing I asked what they were doing I would not want to be put on the  Pizza Black List. I asked them what ever made you think of throwing your winter attire at the pizza man? they replied "I don't know" ....I think they planned it !! Just like when you ask them when they are playing quietly '"what are you doing "and they reply "nothing" so you let them be. Then when you check on them 20minutes later the entire bedroom is upside down. Blankets made into forts .Dirty laundry made into make believe alligators living  inside a make believe castle moat . Protecting a make believe treasure...hey that's my wallet!!! Liars !!!

I know better than to let leave them alone to long when they are quiet now, at least when I know the pizza man is coming , who really knows what goes through the minds of toddlers ??   I for one look forward to rescuing  pizza men, and wrestling make believe alligators in the future.

Every day is an adventure when your a SAHM . So to all you pizza men who save supper for us moms out there, I apologize in advance if you randomly get attacked with winter attire ...