redneck princess

"I need to cut this out" says my three year old daughter with a smile on her face .She was referring to a cute little heart picture she received in a McDonalds happy meal this afternoon from a friend. un aware of what her real intentions were I let her grab the child safe scissors and venture off. HUGE MISTAKE!!!! My son and his friends were playing so well yet noisily in the bedroom that it perfectly disguised her mischievous silence. It took myself and my friend who was visiting 25 minutes to work out ....That was all the time she needed. My princess had not only cut out those cute little hearts from her happy meal, she also cut out mini "hearts" into clothing ...... WHY??? "Mommy I made Camouflage" she later said .....UM NO, you made holy pants !!!

But really how in the actual fuck did she manage to cut that many holes with "child safe" scissors?......