So after reading a bunch of smutt articles that no one wants to admit that they actually read , I noticed that they all had one thing in common, declaring that 2014 was officially the year of the butt. I agree , in 2014 we have seen twerking, music videos, and even songs written about the butt itself .
However I know they don't think its just 2014? come on now ? I personally know that men and women have been OBSESSED with butts since the beginning of time . I am thankful for that . My big butt I have personally named the" Curtis catcher" . I don't know about you girls , but as soon as my Mr. catches the smallest glimse of my derriere that's it , I better run and hide ! Not that being grabbed and fondled is a bad thing but a simple hello would be nice....nope...lets just grab a good healthy handful of butt.
Well Beyoncé , Miley, and all you other butt aholics you may have got 2014 but me and my "Curtis catcher" got 2009-2014 !
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