No body wants that

As I'm nursing my baby to sleep last night , I see my son heading into the bathroom .the sound of the toilet seat lid banging the tank puts a smile on my face as I know I have raised him right (ladies you all know what I'm talking about! No one likes a peed on toilet seat!). He left the door open as most kids in a hurry usually do, Curtis rounds the corner then I hear the words that make my face look similar to this....

"RYDIN!!! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR PEE!! Why? Why would you do that !! Was it warm? OMG! Its on the seat. Its on the floor!! UGH!!! I wish your mother walked by and saw this instead of me. Why!! Come on my boy lets wash your hands ". I am laughing so hard at this point the fact that I now need to bleach my entire bathroom doesn't even phase me! Oh how little boys always do something hilarious in the bathroom ! The other night my MR. checked in on Rydin during a bath. He caught him just in time, attempting to pee standing up from inside the tub to the toilet !!SAY WHAT??? Does he have some sort of super human peeing abilities we are un aware of? Thank god that bathroom disaster was diverted in time . My son. I know that your god given manly ability to pee in other ways than just sitting down can be very entertaining to you. But from the one who has to wash the bathroom, your hands and gasp your clothes. Lets refrain from attempting to stop the stream of pee with your hand, And any attempts to perform " pee stunts" into the toilet...Love your concerned mother