I will start with saying that my MR is a rig manager, with that being said his crew shows him a lot of weird things every day. One time he came home and showed me a video of a woman masturbating with an eggplant....A FUCKING EGGPLANT!!!! Since that day grocery shopping in the produce isle has never been the same. I have never eaten egg plant nor will I ever , after seeing that. Now I am not a prude my any means , I have a few toys myself , but come on lady an eggplant!!! How about visiting a sex store instead of the produce isle. I cant help but wonder how she got that in? was this after a baby? even after three kids I have no desire for anything bigger than what my man carries.
Why would somebody even desire a vegetable? Is there such thing a vegetable rapist ? seriously WTF. This is why I will always be laughing in the grocery store ...wondering if someone has a crush on my cucumber ....sorry ladies this one will soon be apart of a salad.
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